- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A seal walks into a club.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

non poop

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

you suck

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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