- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

why did sally drown cause she was black

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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