What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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