The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Robin, get in the car!

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Women's professional sports

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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