- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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