hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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penus

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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