- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

One time at band camp.............that's it........

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

do you wanna hear a joke school

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Penis.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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