What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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The Moon Landing.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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