Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Do u take sugar?

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69

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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