How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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