- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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