- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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