- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

I had a submarine.... once

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

i hate black people

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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