I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

penis

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...