A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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