What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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