- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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