- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

The chicken crossed the road.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

its funny cuz i laughed!

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Gus's mom

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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