- Anti Joke

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

My mum is called Steve

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

what do gay people eat?? food

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

guy walks into a bar, ouch

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Well that explains a lot, thank you.