What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Katy Perry

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Sam Hengal.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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