It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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