Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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