Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

I will create more jobs for americans

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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