I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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