Ron Paul for President!

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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