Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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