Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Tommy got neutered.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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