What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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