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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Killing your friend as a joke.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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