What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

where do some birds live in? Earth

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Rebecca Black

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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