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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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