knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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How do you end a sentence

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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i have a christmas tree.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need to start studying.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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