Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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