What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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The Moon Landing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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