- Anti Joke

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.