The Charlotte Bobcats

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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420

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