Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Lets Go Lakers!

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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