- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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