- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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