What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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