why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Yo Momma is not fat.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

I work at jcpenny

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

roses are red violets are blue

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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