- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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