- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

i like men but im not gay

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

your mom is so fat.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Erectile Dysfunction.

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