- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

guess what what that wasnt it

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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