- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

did you stub your toe?

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

knock knock There's no door

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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