Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Heskey time.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Amazing

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Anti Joke

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