Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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