Why are trees green? I have no idea

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why did the man die? He was old.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

what is red white and blue? the french flag

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