HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

How did the black person die? Of old age

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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