Erectile Dysfunction.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Penis chickens

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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boo

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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