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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

y u no like me joke?

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.