- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

I love pissing people off :P

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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