A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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punchline below punchline above

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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