Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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