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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Faithful men.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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