- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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