- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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