- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

why was the old man on the ground he fell

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