Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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