- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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