- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Lindsay Lohan

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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