- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

batman has diarrhea

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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