Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What's white and gluey Glue

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's long and black The unemployment line

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Vote this down and get DOXED

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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