Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

flavin's head

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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