- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Moral

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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