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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Tilt your screen back

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.