why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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