- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Canadians

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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