- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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