How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

snooki

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

roses are red violets are indigo

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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