- Anti Joke

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

a. why? b. because

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex