Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Your Mom

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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