- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

roses are red violets are indigo

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.