- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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