- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

a black man did not eat chicken.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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