What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Justin beiber..

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Small Penis.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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