What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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