- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

a seal walks into a club.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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