- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

can you touch your toes? no

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