Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Anti Joke

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