- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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