woman's lacrosse

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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