A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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What the hell are you doing?

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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