A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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