You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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