where do some birds live in? Earth

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

69 is a number not a sex poshion

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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