- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Connor is homo

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

NEVER

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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