Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Justin beiber's penis

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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which one is easiest

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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