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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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