- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Don't believe in Atheists.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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