What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Three men are stranded in a small rowboat. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. It became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Anti Joke

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