A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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