What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Wolfjob.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

So one time there was this woman learning...

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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