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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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