In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Kyle grund parker coffey

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Sharvil has aids 4 times

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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