What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Justin beiber's penis

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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