- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

antonio has a penis head.lol

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What do you call your mom? Mom

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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