- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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