- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What can hitler cook well Steak

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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