What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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