- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

why did sally drown cause she was black

your mama so old, shes dead.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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