- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

what do you call a black chef glendon

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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