Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

You know whats funny Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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