Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Ready for something funny? nothing

Wigan.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

I will create more jobs for americans

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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