- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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