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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

I named my son ps2 controller

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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