- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

This is sparta No this is patrick

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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