why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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