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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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